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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3127 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 39080 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.
But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.
So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.
