CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aid, biggest threat, CraftyCommies, Intelligence Chief, long tail tags, Minecraft, north korean, North Korean Aid, russia, Server, threat, Ukraine

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.

But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.

So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6343	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Star Shards Collected:	162
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4818	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.