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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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