BlockyContraband | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cute Model Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	118	Runes Activated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	297	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	3637

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1072	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5664	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7851	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	6336	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7204	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1090
Crops Grown:	2091	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

agriculture, Alternative, bug, eco-friendly, entomology, extract, HEMP, hemp extract, hemp oil, insect control, insect repellent, mosquito larvae, natural insecticide, organic, Pest Control, Pest Management, Plant-Based, Potential, Promise, researchers, Server, sustainable

so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3