Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Farms Harvested: | 608 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
