Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Animals Bred: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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