Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 17
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
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