come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!

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Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Chimeras Created: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY