come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 10
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY