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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5777 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!