| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1724 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7837 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4469 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6042 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 177 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Crops Grown: | 2265 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4585 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7673 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4283 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 662816 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5480 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4982 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 85 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 113 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3511 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5235 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2019 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7931 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 308 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1049 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2703 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8925 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3826 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6414 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5499 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 484 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 809 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7570 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 36 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
