SelfHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6104	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	64	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or if you’re in the mood to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.

So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crops Grown:	2580
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Towns Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3598	Void Gems Collected:	37
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7698
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Alien Abductions:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2668	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!