CraftyZelenskyy76 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Farms Harvested:	970
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Towns Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	201169
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	299
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

NoBoysAllowedMC

anniversary, Boyfriend, Church, Communication, date, Disrespecting, Effort, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, NoBoysAllowedMC, parents, refusing, rejection, reschedule, self worth, showing up, stood up, Tears, ungrateful, Waiting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Void Gems Collected:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

Lash Wave Experiments

biological effects, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic radiation, experiments, exposure, eye anatomy, eye health, eye protection, eye safety, Eyelashes, eyelids, frequencies, health effects, human eye, lash, millimeter wave, millimeter wave technology, radiation, radiation absorption, radiation exposure, SIMULATIONS, Temperature Changes, WAVE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

The Perch

Community, Custom Features, Discord, great community, Ip:, listening to community, Map, MCMMO, refreshing features, Semi Vanilla, Survival, transparency

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Emeralds Found:	9831
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

We hope to see you join our great community soon!

mso.the-perch.net

Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

1.20.1, coding, crafted, Creative, CSS, design, digital presence, evanescent ink, freelance, html, internet presence, JavaScript, long tail tags, online identity, online portfolio, personal website, Portfolio, responsive design, web design, web developer, web development, Website, website creation, worlds

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Alien Abductions:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

PierceCraft Minecraft Server

Aftercare, aita, body autonomy, child care, Communication, compromise, Decision making, ear piercings, Gender norms, INFECTIONS, Minecraft, Motherhood, overbearing, parenting, personal choice, PierceCraft, Piercing, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tattoos

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

WeddingBailCraft

AITAH, backing out, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, friend’s wedding, friendship, gossip, hurt, Invasive, overreacted, PAINFUL, party gossip, personal business, privacy, rash decision, second guessing, Trust, vulnerable, WeddingBailCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2319

Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!