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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Epic Quests Completed: 7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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