99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	5415	Mineshafts Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	6258
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ores Mined:	826	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7605	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!