99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

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Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Crops Grown:	1348	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

Alone Time, celebration planning, Communication, compromise, exclusion, family bonding, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family visit, father daughter relationship, father-daughter time, LunchLand, prioritizing feelings, step mom, step parent, StepMomSnubbed, university ring celebration

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchantments Applied:	93
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Secret Passages Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DreamCrafters

Analysis, common themes, Desires, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, DreamCrafters, dreams, emotions, FEARS, Interpretation, Memories, Nightmares, patterns, Psychology, recurring, Sleeping, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal, symbols

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	115	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	6435
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4879

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ores Mined:	4067	Secret Passages Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

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Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	1511
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Remember This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.