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Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6905	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Items Found:	1448

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyInventors

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	741	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	114

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mines Excavated:	4262
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32