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| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Ever wondered why magical girls are always swapping mana like it’s nobody’s business? Well, on our server, it’s because the magical girl union requires them to do so in order to keep their powers in check. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mana swap with your bestie while fighting off evil mobs?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground magical girl fight club where you can test your skills against other players in epic battles of glitter and rainbows. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a magical girl summon a giant unicorn to trample her opponents.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magical madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sorceresses trying to steal your powers – they’re a real buzzkill.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!
And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 69 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 278 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7617 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.
Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4020 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:
Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll". It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
