Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Items Found: 3279
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Enchantments Applied: 106 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Farms Harvested: 575 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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