4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	104	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	460816	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crops Grown:	2944

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crops Grown:	6651	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Animals Bred:	136
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2718	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Farms Harvested:	262
Dragon Eggs Found:	7083	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.