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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6773 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 109 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while being chased by a horde of zombie chickens, or mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT.
Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to join! Plus, our community is filled with players who have been on 4chan since they were 20 and get blind drunk on a daily basis.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, we’ll respond to anything, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be.