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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2966 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 813 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while being chased by a horde of zombie chickens, or mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT.
Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to join! Plus, our community is filled with players who have been on 4chan since they were 20 and get blind drunk on a daily basis.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, we’ll respond to anything, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be.