| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3478 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2276 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 201 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4187 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
