| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!
So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Welcome to Kriegcraft!
a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.
some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)
– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 184 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 484 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5270 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
