Piss and sleep
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 180 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6539 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7573 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2727 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 666260 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1275 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1170 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
