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| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 56 | Mines Excavated: | 4976 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6527 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 7492 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1700 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 297 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9472 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3165 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 192 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4908 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6461 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 356 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
