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| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 771 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!
So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 145 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 330 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
