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| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 139976 |
| Ores Mined: | 7380 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6839 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 463 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3207 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
