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| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 599 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Potions Brewed: | 113 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2773 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 319 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1354 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!
So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5260 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
