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| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 238 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7492 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1928 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9703 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5763 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7341 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4315 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 256 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9390 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
