2Players2Losers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	2693
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7560
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	71	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	5835
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Star Shards Collected:	252	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8118	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	7147
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1313
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	163	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	7627	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Farms Harvested:	277
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6513
Alien Abductions:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3