Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4209 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.
And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 187 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4882 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
