Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!
Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.
Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9194 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.
Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.
Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!
✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨
✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️
✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!
✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!
✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️
✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!
✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!
➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Ores Mined: | 4296 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?
If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 863489 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
