Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2230 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?
4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.
Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 633006 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 459 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5107 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.
But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.
So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
