Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4176 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!
And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 76 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 777 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.
Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:
Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll". It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 234 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!
We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
