Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1265 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.
So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 183 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.
So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
– Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
