2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6209 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 137 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1383 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
