2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4753 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 174 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 534 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
