23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

invited

BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	2558

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7523
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BRAZIL Network

alt, banner, Characters, Desc, Development, empty server, Fluid, free, Join, KitPvP, Minimum, Network, PvP, Recommend, requirement, see, Staff, test

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2372
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ores Mined:	3354

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

bizarre dishes, bizarre food trends, exotic cuisine, exotic food adventures, odd delicacies, odd food encounters, outlandish food experiments, outlandish meals, peculiar flavors, peculiar food experiences, peculiar ingredients, quirky dishes, smp, strange eats, strange food combinations, uncommon foods, unique dining experiences, unusual culinary experiences, unusual meals, weird food, weird food stories, WeirdEatsMinecraft

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Emeralds Found:	4843	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mines Excavated:	3180	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Spears Created:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2