2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ores Mined:	5719	Animals Bred:	67

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

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Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

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Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	131
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Jew Crew

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	291	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ores Mined:	2592

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	162	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

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Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	54	Enchantments Applied:	163

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Chapter 148 – Game Over, Cleared!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, we already have that covered).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the Ender Dragon shows off his sick dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Taco Dimension where everything is made of delicious tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, those creepers are sneaky).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyLlama’s Epic Adventure Land: No. 916925103 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Can you out-dab the Yeti and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9674
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35