yo, dis server be like a dollar store on crack, cuz we got all da goodies for just $1! imagine gettin’ a diamond sword for a freakin’ dollar, dat’s unheard of in da Minecraft world.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually really good at beatboxing. join our server and witness the sickest zombie beatboxing concert of your life, all for just $1 entry fee.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, Larry is a straight-up legend in our server. join us and witness the majestic llama in action, all for just $1.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, all for just $1. trust me, it’s worth every penny.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Emeralds Found: 5434
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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