| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP (1.16.5)
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?
So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.
So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.
So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.
So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.
And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
