| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4774 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5068 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3150 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3761 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Not only will you be playing alongside some of the most gorgeous people in the industry, but we also have a secret underground fashion show that takes place every Saturday night. So not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to show off your best runway walk and impress the judges with your pixelated fashion sense.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and designer clothing somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as fabulous as you are, come join us and let your inner pretty boy shine!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Welcome to MySurvivalLife! ✨
MySurvivalLife is the perfect place for true fans of vanilla Minecraft, where fairness, equality and mutual respect reign! Here we create a unique atmosphere and a friendly community, where every player is a valuable part of our world.
About the server:
Our server runs on pure vanilla mode, where there are no creatives, “god mode” commands or any other privileges that give an advantage over others. This is a place where you can enjoy classic survival and adventure without fear of unfair competition. The entire gameplay is only your skills!
We provide basic commands for the convenience of players:
/sethome, /delhome, /home – for comfortable management of your homes.
/spawn – instant movement to the spawn point.
/trade – secure exchange of resources and items between players.
Honesty and safety:
Our server strictly prohibits griefing. No stealing resources, destroying buildings or attacking other players without their consent! We strive to create a world where everyone can build, explore and develop without fear for their property.
There are no private zones or regions because we trust our players and their honesty. We believe that respect for each other is the foundation of our community. In addition, there are never any wipes on the server – your achievements and buildings will always remain untouched!
Support and career growth:
Each player has the opportunity not only to become an active participant in our world, but also to contribute to its development! We offer career growth from an ordinary player to a helper, moderator and administrator. Your desire to help others and maintain order on the server will be rewarded!
Without donation and privileges:
There are no paid services on MySurvivalLife. No donations, no privileges or paid perks – all players are equal! We do not sell statuses, rights or benefits. Your support is only possible in the form of voluntary donations, which will be aimed exclusively at the promotion and development of the project.
Unique registration system:
To protect against griefers and cheaters, we have implemented a verification and registration system on UCP. This process is completely free and is necessary to ensure that only those who truly want to play fair and follow the rules come to us. We value every player and strive to create a comfortable and cozy atmosphere where you will feel at home.
Our principles:
Fairness and equality: no paid privileges or benefits.
Comfort and safety: a categorical ban on griefing and theft.
Community and development: the opportunity to grow and help the server in any role – from player to administrator.
Join MySurvivalLife and become part of a unique community! We are creating an ideal space for fair play, where everyone can realize their ideas and enjoy the game in a comfortable atmosphere. We are waiting for you in our world! ✨
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds.
So why waste your time on boring action games when you can join our wacky, rhythm-filled Minecraft server? Come for the dancing sheep, stay for the epic loot and outrageous adventures!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8566 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!
We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can battle with cosmic ninjutsu inscriptions and exorcise lunar vileslayer scrolls? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and redeemable codes that will blow your mind. We’ve got characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen ready to join you on your wildest Minecraft journey yet.
Don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility – these banners will have you feeling worrisome, blissful, and abundant all at once.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the FeixiaoFiles and become a legendary Minecraft master!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
