💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ores Mined:	4522	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	8155

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Magic Items Found:	4676	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Items Found:	8919	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Items Found:	1170	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ores Mined:	6394
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6