What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

#impatience, BoomerBlock, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, Courtesy, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, judgment, line, Manners, Minecraft, older woman, PUSHY, Respect, Rude, Rush, self service, Server, shopping, social norms, Waiting, weekly shop

So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

chore distribution, ChoreCraft, family conflict, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household division of labor, Household Management, household responsibilities, parental favoritism, parenting challenges, parenting disagreements, sibling favoritism, Son, son chores, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter chores, stepdaughter complaints, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily issues, stepmother struggles, stepson responsibilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Villages Defended:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCultCraft

belief system, BRAINWASHING, chance, charismatic, Community, control, CraftyCultCraft, Cult, cult followers, cult leader, cult practices, devotion, Followers, Ideology, indoctrination, influence, leader, Manipulation, opportunity, start a cult, Worship

If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Beirut, Conflict, critical condition, CriticalCraft, current events, hezbollah, Hospital, IAF strike, injured, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SECURITY, Senior Hezbollah leader, Server, Terrorism, update, Wafiq Safa

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

Chinese ships, chopstick, coast guard, diplomatic tensions, east asia, enforcement, foreign relations, guard, illegal, illegal activities, illegal fishing, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, Naval vessels, Patrol, Pirates, response, S Korean, Ships, South Korean, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial waters

are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OrdiCraft2

clan system, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Bosses, Custom Plugins, Economy, exclusive perks, Kits, Map, MINERALS, multiplayer, PvP, rank up, Resets, Survival, trading area, Vanilla, version 1.21.x, Version 1.8, virtual store, Warps

Welcome to our Classic Survival server. Buy items in the virtual store, exchange in the trading area and open special crates to obtain rewards. With 18 kits available per rank and a clan system, you can join other players to conquer the server. Rank up and unlock exclusive perks, use warps to move quickly, and protect your belongings with minerals. Take on custom bosses and play from version 1.8 to 1.21.x. The map never resets!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

application, arcade games, Challenges, CREEPERS, Custom Enchants, Discord, Eden, Endless, game modes, Generators, Green.., Huggers, java, Leveling, Minecraft, misunderstood, OneBlock, Plugins, Quests, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, smp, Treefeller, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features

Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played. Meet some Unique people that you will quickly call friends.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins
What our Server has to offer:	SMP World & Resource World OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds! Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique? We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting. A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Question

Answer

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds

Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!

Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique?

We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.

A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

End It Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping strategies, courage, depression, end it, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, Override, pull the trigger, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, support system, SURVIVE, Therapy, will to live

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about diving into a lava-filled dungeon to rescue a group of lost villagers who have been taken captive by evil pandas?

But wait, there’s more! Want to test your courage and survival skills? Join our “End it All” challenge where players must overcome their will to live and see who can be the last one standing! It’s a crazy ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest, most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	382
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, best character, Business, Character, Dandadan, Dandans, Earth, Epic, first season, Hero, KINGta, Mechas, Minecraft, Needed, no special powers, not hero, not wanted, PITY, saved earth, Season, see, smp, special powers, stands, TWICE..

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have special powers, but we do have mechas! That’s right, giant robots roaming around the server causing chaos and destruction (in a fun way, of course).

But that’s not all – our server has a rich history of saving Earth not once, but twice! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our players are so skilled and strategic that they were able to defeat alien invasions and natural disasters with ease. We’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about KINGta, the legendary player who single-handedly took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he’s definitely the hero we needed.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you pilot mechas, save the world, and witness epic battles like KINGta vs. the creepers? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3958
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, baby, Boundaries, domestic violence, Food, Formula, Homeless, LEAVING, Mess, Minecraft, MommaCraft, nappies, noise, Parenting Style, privileged, Rich, rules, Server, sleep training, White, working from home, Yelling, young mum

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RentFreeFamDrama

Agreement, apartment, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, Disrespect, Drama, family, Financial, Immigrant, living situation, parents, relationship, Rent, RentFreeFamDrama, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for the craziest virtual escapade you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible roommates in real life? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and never have to worry about moochers or unwanted guests moving in without your permission! Plus, you can charge them rent in diamonds – because why not?

Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual family members who think they can take advantage of you! Set boundaries, demand payment for rent, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. And if they try to bring their boyfriends or girlfriends into your virtual space without permission, you can kick them out without any real-life consequences!

Join our server now and unleash your inner landlord as you navigate through crazy family dynamics, financial disputes, and drama-filled roommate situations – all in the safe and hilarious world of Minecraft! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ores Mined:	9356
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of mining your first diamond all over again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you join our wacky world of blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive the thrill of discovering new things in Minecraft all over again!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCarnaval

amazon rainforest, Beaches, Brazil, Caipirinha, Capoeira, Carnival, Christ the Redeemer, CraftyCarnaval, culture, Diversity, FAVELAS, Food, Music, Portuguese, Rio de Janeiro, SAMBA, Soccer, south america, tourism, Tropical, vibrant

Forget about samba and soccer, because on our Minecraft server, Brazil is all about building epic structures and surviving in the wild jungle! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can ride giant parrots, battle mobs with bananas, and even discover hidden treasure buried by ancient Mayans (or maybe just a sneaky player). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through the rainforest – just watch out for those pesky creepers disguised as capybaras! Join us now and experience the true spirit of Brazil in a whole new way!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Void Gems Collected:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

foreign relations, Grip, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, international affairs, Lebanese government, lebanon, Lebanon president, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new president, Politics, pushes, regional stability, sectarianism, Server, united states, US, us foreign policy, US intervention, weaken

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Updated October 17, 2024

What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

Updated October 17, 2024

ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

Updated October 17, 2024

CraftyCultCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 17, 2024

Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

Updated October 17, 2024

OrdiCraft2

Updated October 17, 2024

Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Updated October 17, 2024

End It Minecraft Server

Updated October 17, 2024

Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Updated October 17, 2024

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 17, 2024

RentFreeFamDrama

Updated October 17, 2024

NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

Updated October 17, 2024

CraftyCarnaval

Updated October 17, 2024

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3