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Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	6783
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Potions Brewed:	134

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7346	Enchantments Applied:	127
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	101	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	6254
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	146

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dimension Hops:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Differentiators SMP

#exciting, Active Playerbase, building, consentual-PVP, Differentiators SMP, discord server, minecraft adventure, minecraft server, minimum lag, New server, players 13+, powerful host, proximity chat, semi-active, semi-vanila experience, server ip, Teams, Vanilla

‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	129
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10