A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6670 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 251 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6287 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7938 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 905497 | Enchantments Applied: | 129 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
