No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 91 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
