☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

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Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ores Mined:	4457	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7361	Mines Excavated:	4047
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	4456	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	329532	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	134	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4906
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

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Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2778
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	7383
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17