☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

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Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Star Shards Collected:	64	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Girl Power Mine

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3704
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3687
Farms Harvested:	543	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

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Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Reasons to Join:

7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. It was like a Minecraft rave party!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NorgeCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and wake up Støre, the legendary Minecraft player who has been in a deep slumber for centuries. Legend has it that whoever can wake him up will be granted god-like powers and the ability to summon llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to the latest tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the zombie chickens…they’re known for their killer dance moves.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	229	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCraic: Nanashi’s Nonsense Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go 🤯? Look no further, because this server is the ultimate place to be! Join now for a chance to play with the most talented Minecraft players out there, including Inaba Haneru, Hinokuma Ran, Kazami Kuku, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Nanashi inc friends are joining in on the fun. Imagine building and exploring with Camomi Camomi, Komori Met, and Suou Patra – it’s going to be an epic adventure!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even Amaui and Hinata Mashu can’t get enough of it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let the fun begin! 🎮🔥

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LOLcraft Tower of Puns

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take tower building to a whole new level! Forget about boring old towers, on our server, we build PTOWERS! That’s right, PTOWERS – towers that are so epic, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about towers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a PTOWER so tall, it reached the moon. Yes, the moon! And do you know what happened next? The moon turned into cheese! That’s right, CHEESE! So if you want to witness crazy adventures like this, you better join our server ASAP.

But that’s not all! Our server also has UNICORNS roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Imagine charging into a PTOWER siege on the back of a majestic unicorn – now that’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up building the next legendary PTOWER that will go down in Minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nice Guys Finish Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being treated like a nice guy in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, assholes are all the rage!

Join us and experience a world where women flock to you because you’re the biggest asshole around. Forget about being kind and respectful, here it’s all about being a total jerk!

Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and chaos – everything you need to attract those women who just can’t resist a bad boy.

So why settle for being a nice guy when you can be the biggest asshole on the block? Join us now and start breaking hearts and causing trouble in style!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mine By Daylight – Where Creepers Run Amok

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of the same old survival servers? Looking for something spooky and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by Dead By Daylight!

Imagine a world where you can play as the Killer or a Survivor in a 4v1 showdown. Repair generators, escape the killer, or catch those pesky survivors and sacrifice them! It’s a thrilling experience like no other!

Join now for our bugfix patch update – version 7.6.2! We’ve fixed all the crazy glitches and made the game even more insane!

Check out our latest update, “All Things Wicked”, where we’ve added spooky new features and challenges. It’s so WICKED you won’t believe your eyes!

Don’t miss our developer update for March 2024. We’ve got some surprises in store that will blow your mind!

Visit our official website for all the details, read through our patch notes, and explore our Wiki for tips and tricks.

And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, download our DBD Icon Collabs for a whole new level of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most EPIC Minecraft server inspired by Dead By Daylight. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to mess up the skill check and cause chaos for everyone!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1954	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Star Shards Collected:	272	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Booty Call

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Oh, honey, you won’t need any saves when you join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old worlds when you can join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your quest for glory. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4094
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

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Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ores Mined:	3328	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	157
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

– Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

– Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Farms Harvested:	720	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	8756
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.