☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

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Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

adventure maps, game information, Game Tools, madness, Minecraft, Mod list, modding, multiplayer, Official Wiki, Omnitool, Public Servers, Risqué Textures, starter guide, TEdit, TerraMap, Terraria, TerraSavr, texture packs, tmodloader, Trolls, tshock, visual guide, World Seeds

Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	425849	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	580925

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	1922	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Nations LOLz

alliances, Analysis, commonalities, Connections, Countries, Crafty, culture, customs, Diversity, Economy, geography, Global, History, Language, lolz, Nations, Politics, Population, relationships, Similarities, society, Traditions, Unity

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Items Found:	6333
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Emeralds Found:	8956
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Meteorites Collected:	4	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4937
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Life LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6714	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	73
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!